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Plecând de la caricatura aceasta:

cineva s-a gândit să o și animeze, reieșind filmulețul:

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.

Marijuana is bad, m'kay

Problemă de logică (3)

 3 Becuri și 3 întrerupătoare

Se dau 3 becuri normale și două camere izolate.

În prima cameră se află cele 3 becuri înfiletate în câte o dulie iar în a doua cameră se află 3 întrerupătoare, fiecare întrerupător aprinde un singur bec din camera alăturată.

Ai dreptul la oricâte apăsări pe întrerupătoare și ai dreptul să intri o singură dată în camera cu becuri.

Trebuie să afli ce bec aprinde fiecare dintre cele 3 întrerupătoare.

Frici

Pe saite-ul www.phobialist.com sunt prezenteate fobiile. Am extras câteva ce mi s-au părut mai interesante:

Temeri sexuale:
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.

Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Eurotophobia, Kolpophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis. (cunosc pe cineva care s-a îmbolnăvit de 3 ori de sifilis sculament, dar de Syphilophobie tot nu).


Frici religioase:
Hadephobia, Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia- Fear of hell.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.


Mai sunt temeri de tip naționalist:
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.


Interesante mi s-au mai părut:
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.

Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.



Iar preferatele mele:

Polyphobia, Phronemophobia- Fear of many things.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Gnosiophobia, Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.

Didaskaleinophobia, Scolionophobia- Fear of going to school.

Și, de departe cel mai interesantă:  
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

Dansul la bara strica nunta

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