Why did the chicken cross the road?!

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... Its bloodied body is what I cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

W.A.S.P.: To **** something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and ****... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative: ...

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS ****ING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scared...?

Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE ****IN' FJURRRY!!!!

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

Running Wild: ARRRRR!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To to be slayed, butchered, ****ed, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral
forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken ****in' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Mayhem: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE ITS LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Nightwish: to dress in white and search the sea....

Sonata Artica: brrrp. hello? Wellwell, how are you? OMG, it can't be the chicken! Oui, oui, mon amour,
c'est la poule.

Gamma Ray: Because heaven can wait.

Rammstein: We're all living in America, America, ist wunderbar...

Stratovarius: To get away from Timo Kotipelto!

Angra: To carry on!

Edguy: To fly to the skies of no return.

Hammerfall: It crossed the road on a metal motorbike.

Within Temptation: For it is nature's way.

Apocalyptica: Hope was lost.

H.I.M.: He wanted to join the other chicken in death.

Pantera: For he's a f***in' cowboy!

Disturbed: He had 'the sickness'.